alright dudebro i went to high school with

i see you posting bible quotes as your facebook status

and i see your profile picture with all your fraternity bros

and i see your steady relationship with your cute blonde girlfriend

i see all these things

but nothing changes the fact that in the seventh grade i caught you jacking off next to me in history class on the day we watched that documentary on nude male sculptures in ancient greece

2 years ago · March 08, 2012 · 34,598 notes
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